what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
that sex facts so funny i cant stop laughing omg
OMG i love this post so much and thanks for let me know the difference between guys and girls in bed
everyone should check them out OMG
OMG I LITERALLY CANT BELIEVE THAT JACKIE CHAN STARTED HIS CAREER AS A PORNSTAR
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
This is the most serious post on this entire website
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.